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kelsey  

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You can find anything on the internet these days

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 18, 2007, 7:59 AM
  • Mood: Disgust
  • Listening to: Drop Dead, Gorgeous
So...i probably shouldnt be putting this up here on the internet but hey what the hell i dont give a fuck my dad didnt seem to have a fucking problem doing the same thing so why should i give a flying fuck? thats right, i dont.

WARNING: this is a rant, and it contains lots of swears. enjoy.

basically my dad is a fucking herpes infested cunt. long story short he travels all the time for "work" and he doesnt seem to mind it that much. hes been traveling for oh...about since before i was born. well anyway, no wonder he doesnt mind these trips. on these trips of his hes been living a fucking double life screwing over my mom by screwing whores who he finds in those different places.

my mom found this out because he left his email open when he actually brought her on a trip with him (wow! thats like one of the ONLY times hes brought her with him!! i wonnnderrrr whyyyy??? the fucking ass) supposedly he put up this profile online about how hes looking for a "discreet relationship" with someone in the atlanta area (where his other main office is) with pictures of him that he had cropped the rest of the family out of. "tallblonde1229" was his username come the fuck on. check it out, google it, you'll find it. HA for all those women out there looking for a rich asshole who likes to screw over his family on a regular basis and lie to everyone he "cares about" check out his page!! it sure as hell is up there!! go ahead everyone! find my dad online!! bet your dad isnt online for something like this. HA he must be some kind of celebrity or something! wow...im so fucking proud. good job dad.

well anyway, i got to thinking if i would tell my friends or not, and i at first didnt want to say anything because hey, what if it ended up working out between my mom and dad in the end? then i realized that its not going to fucking work out, ever. so, cheers to the downfall of the perfect family image everyone. the truth is more important these days, even if it means admitting that the man who lent my mom sperm to make me has turned out to be no better than the parasite living in the piece of shit that just got stepped on somewhere in the world. wow pop, you make me SO proud...really, you really do.


so sorry paps, if you thought me and tay (my sister) wouldnt find out and we'd still think of you as our loving father, think again. oh and yeah, everyone is going to know what a shitbag you are, you fucking dirty manwhore.

moral of the story: these days the truth is more important than the image of a perfect happy family. beware who you try to screw over.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 17
  • Current Residence: London
  • Interests: lots
  • Favourite band or musician: this will never have a single answer
  • Favourite genre of music: shoegaze/chipbreak/electro/hardcore
  • Favourite artist: Banksy
  • Favourite poet or writer: Oscar Wilde and Shel Silverstein
  • Favourite photographer: Willaim Eggleston, Arthur Tress, Alvin Langdon Coburn plus others ive seen but dont know names of
  • Shell of choice: ones from the ocean

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~yo-yo-banana-boat:iconyo-yo-banana-boat: Jul 29, 2007, 5:40:27 PM
haha thanks! i like it too =P
~yo-yo-banana-boat:iconyo-yo-banana-boat: Jul 29, 2007, 5:40:15 PM
haha why thank you ^_^ and no prob!
~Gothic-Nerd:iconGothic-Nerd: Jun 21, 2007, 7:26:41 PM
hahaha!! ^_^ I like ur Devart name!!

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*any0nelse:iconany0nelse: Jun 20, 2007, 7:59:53 AM
thanks for the :+fav: Miss Kelsey :)

(my girlfriend's right it's a lovely name! :w00t:)

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~LilFishCC:iconLilFishCC: Jun 18, 2007, 8:37:41 AM
np :D

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~LilFishCC:iconLilFishCC: Jun 18, 2007, 8:31:30 AM
Hey nice gallery ¡¡ I love Blues man ¡¡ really cool ¡¡ congrats ¡¡

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~lmapii:iconlmapii: May 26, 2007, 8:45:46 AM
tagged :D
link to journal...

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~FreemanX:iconFreemanX: May 3, 2007, 1:16:51 PM
love your photographs! :D keep them up

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*t001:icont001: May 1, 2007, 1:28:46 PM
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Random Deviant Hello :wave:
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~Dark-Artic:iconDark-Artic: Feb 28, 2007, 2:47:07 PM
Really nice gallery!
=I-Me-Mine:iconI-Me-Mine: Feb 26, 2007, 1:17:59 PM
you're welcome Kelsey :)
I realized I liked your name a lot ^^

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=I-Me-Mine:iconI-Me-Mine: Feb 26, 2007, 1:11:29 PM
yeah, i saw them!! :)
I really like "slide" :)

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~yo-yo-banana-boat:iconyo-yo-banana-boat: Feb 26, 2007, 12:48:30 PM
hey! i just posted up some new photos, theres still a ton to come, but just wanted to let you know!
=I-Me-Mine:iconI-Me-Mine: Feb 25, 2007, 12:30:42 PM
take your time I just wanted to know :D

looking forward to your new stuff ;)

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~yo-yo-banana-boat:iconyo-yo-banana-boat: Feb 24, 2007, 2:26:48 PM
hah soon enough, i have literally hundreds of photos to put on, some left over from the london spree i went on, then a TON from miami, and of course about 300 from romania from this week. soo hah yes, just give me time! thanks for checking up though!
=I-Me-Mine:iconI-Me-Mine: Feb 13, 2007, 9:16:59 AM
hey there! :)
when are we gonna see new stuff? :D

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~hammerxxx:iconhammerxxx: Feb 11, 2007, 2:58:22 PM
thanks for watching me ;)
~yo-yo-banana-boat:iconyo-yo-banana-boat: Feb 11, 2007, 1:05:52 PM
hah nope, i just moved here like 4 months ago so i dont really know where anything is
~wasted--talent:iconwasted--talent: Feb 11, 2007, 1:01:43 PM
klkl im for chichester u probs dnt no where that is lol

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